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A full audit of your site — speed, mobile, SEO, and whether it's ready for AI chat tools — delivered as a plain-English report you can actually act on. A fix list, in priority order.
What you get
One branded PDF report covering four checks:
- Speed. How fast your pages load and what's slowing them down.
- Mobile. How the site behaves on phones, where most of your customers are.
- SEO. Whether Google can find and understand your pages.
- Chatbot-readiness. Whether your site is set up so AI tools like chatbots can actually work with it.
The report ends with a prioritized fix list: what to fix first, second, and third, in order of what matters most. No jargon, no 40-page PDF of charts you'll never read.
Delivered by email within 3 days of your order.
How it works
- You order and send your URL. One email with your website address. That's it.
- We audit the site. Speed, mobile, SEO, chatbot-readiness. We test it like a customer would and like Google would.
- You get the report. A branded PDF in your inbox within 3 days, with the fix list in priority order. Hand it to your web person or work through it yourself.
Pricing
$49 flat. One site, one report, no subscription, no "pro tier."
Questions
Will you try to sell me more stuff in the report?
No. The report is the report. There's one short paragraph at the end about our chatbot setup service because some people want help with the fixes. That's it.
How long does it take?
Three days from when you order. Sometimes faster.
Do you need access to my website?
No. We audit from the outside, same as your customers and Google see it. All we need is the URL.
What if my site is brand new?
Even better. Catching problems early is cheaper than fixing them later. The report still applies.
Is this automated?
The checks run on real tools, but a person reviews the results and writes the fix list. Automated reports without a human look at them are how you get a 40-page PDF of nonsense.
See a real one
We ran the full audit on our own site. Scores, findings, fix-list — this is exactly what lands in your inbox:
Audited: September 24, 2026 · Verdict: 81/100 — "Solid, with gaps." This is a fast, well-built site with real SEO bones. A handful of small, specific fixes stand between it and punching at its full weight.
> How this was measured: every page was fetched live and inspected. Speed numbers come from the actual bytes transferred; where a lab test wasn't possible, estimates are labeled as estimates. The free Google PageSpeed test was attempted but its shared quota was exhausted that day, so the speed section below is a weight-based assessment — marked clearly.
Headline scores
| Category | Score | Plain English |
|---|---|---|
| Security & Trust | 9/10 | HTTPS forced everywhere, safe headers. Nothing to fix here. |
| Speed & Performance | 9/10 | Tiny pages, no bloat. One of the fastest small-business sites we've measured. |
| SEO Foundations | 7/10 | Strong skeleton, but two pages have search-result display problems. |
| Social & Sharing | 5/10 | Homepage shares fine; article and store pages share with no preview image. |
| Structured Data | 6/10 | Basic schema present, but missing the types that earn rich search results. |
| Content & Internal Linking | 8/10 | Real content, good linking. Articles are thinner than they look. |
| Mobile & Accessibility | 8/10 | Mobile-ready markup, clean image descriptions. Minor check recommended. |
| Chatbot Readiness | 6/10 | Great raw material for a bot, but no FAQ structure and no contact path for handoff. |
Overall: 81/100 — Solid, with gaps.
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What's already good (credit where it's due)
- Speed is genuinely excellent. Homepage HTML is 11.6 KB, the stylesheet 6.8 KB, the hero image 55 KB — about 74 KB total for first paint. No external scripts, no web fonts, no trackers. Measured download time under 1 second from the audit workstation. Most small-business sites are 5–10× heavier.
- HTTPS done right.
http://redirects tohttps://with a clean 301, security headers (nosniff,referrer-policy) are set. - The SEO skeleton is correct. One H1 per page, canonical URLs on every page checked, a current sitemap covering 22 pages, and a
robots.txtthat points search engines at it. - Images are handled. Every image has a meaningful alt description — screen readers and image search both work.
- Internal linking is dense. 37 internal links on the homepage; articles, store, and guides all connect. No orphaned pages found.
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The fix-list, in order
1. Fix the article search listings — 30 minutes
What: The article pages have two problems in what Google shows. The page title is 99 characters long ("The Best Chatbot for Plumbers and Home Services Triages the Flood at 3 AM — Graveyard Shift Digital") — Google cuts titles at about 60 characters, so visitors see a sentence that trails off mid-thought. Worse, the meta description (the snippet under the title, 163 characters) contains broken quote marks — raw " code leaks into the text, so it reads like a glitch instead of a pitch. Why it costs you: This is your free traffic. A truncated, glitchy listing gets fewer clicks than a clean one saying the same thing. Fix: Trim titles to ~60 characters with the keyword up front; rewrite descriptions to 120–155 plain characters, no special characters.
2. Add preview images to article and store shares — 1 hour
What: The homepage has proper social preview tags (title, description, image), but article pages and the store page have no preview image, and no page sets a Twitter card. When someone shares an article link on X, Facebook, or in a text, it shows up as a bare link with no image. Why it costs you: Posts with images get dramatically more clicks than bare links. Every article you publish is a sharing opportunity currently going out naked. Fix: Add og:image (pointing at the hero art) and twitter:card = summary_large_image to the article and store page templates — one change in the template fixes all 20+ articles at once.
3. Give visitors a way to reach you — 15 minutes
What: There is no email link, phone link, or contact page anywhere in the site's header, footer, or content that we could find. A visitor with a question — or a wallet open — has nowhere to go. Why it costs you: This is the single most expensive gap on the list. Traffic you earned, interest you built, and then… a dead end. It also kneecaps any chatbot: a bot that can't hand off to a human is a cul-de-sac. Fix: Add a mailto: link (or contact page) in the footer and nav. Fifteen minutes, zero cost.
4. Add FAQ sections + FAQ schema to top articles — a few hours
What: The articles are written in a conversational Q&A style — perfect raw material — but none has a structured FAQ section, and no page carries FAQPage schema (the machine-readable markup that tells Google "these are questions and answers"). Why it costs you: Two ways. First, FAQ schema is what earns the expandable question-and-answer boxes in Google results — free extra screen space. Second, it's exactly what an AI chatbot needs to answer from: structured Q→A pairs it can quote verbatim. Without it, a bot has to guess. Fix: Add a 4–6 question FAQ block to each top article with matching FAQPage JSON-LD.
5. Add Product schema to the store and kit pages — 1 hour
What: The store page has no structured data at all — no JSON-LD of any kind. The kit page (a $20 product) doesn't tell search engines it's a product with a price. Why it costs you: Product schema is what gets you price and availability shown directly in search results. You're selling; let Google say so. Fix: Product JSON-LD on /store/ and /kit/ with name, price ($20), and availability.
6. Deepen the article outlines — ongoing
What: The sample article runs ~740 words of main content with only 2 subheadings and no deeper structure. That's fine for a quick read, but competing pages on the same topics run longer with richer outlines, and both Google and AI answer-engines prefer clearly sectioned content. Why it costs you: Thinner pages rank lower and give a chatbot less to work with. Fix: When writing new articles, aim for clear H2 sections (4–6) with H3s under them. No need to rewrite the back catalog all at once — apply to new posts first.
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Speed box (measured)
| Measurement | Value |
|---|---|
| Homepage HTML | 11,577 bytes |
| Stylesheet | 6,801 bytes |
| Hero image (WebP) | 55,448 bytes |
| Estimated first-paint payload | ~74 KB (measured, sum of above) |
| Full-page download time | 0.9 s (measured from audit workstation — your visitors' mileage varies) |
| External scripts / fonts / trackers | 0 (measured — none) |
| Lab speed score | Estimate: excellent by construction. Google's free PageSpeed test was unavailable (shared quota exhausted), so no lab number is claimed. A 74 KB page with zero render-blocking resources should land a strong mobile score, but that is an estimate, not a measurement. |
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Bottom line
This site is 80% of the way to excellent. It's fast, secure, and structurally sound — the hard parts are done. What's missing is all in the "last mile": how it looks in search results, how it looks when shared, how visitors contact you, and the machine-readable structure that feeds both Google's rich results and an AI chatbot. Fixes 1–3 are under two hours combined and cover the biggest losses first.
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Want the fixes done for you? Our $99 done-for-you chatbot setup installs an AI assistant on your site that answers the FAQs this audit found missing, captures the visitors you're losing, and hands off to you when it matters — built from your own pages, no tech skills needed on your end. Reply and we'll start with the fix-list above.
One more thing
If the audit shows your site could use a chatbot — answering customer questions, taking inquiries after hours — we build those too. Done-for-you setup, $99, running on your site. No monthly fee from us. If you're curious after you read your report, just reply to the email and ask.
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